The Shirt On The Thing On The Doorstep
Do you like explaining things over and over to random strangers? Well now you get your very own fashion accessory that will have you doing that exact thing every time you wear it in public!
Imagine all the fun you'll have answering questions like:
"A Kathoo-hoo? What's that?"
"A Cthulhu musical? Where is that playing?"
"Why is it called a musical if it's not really a musical?"
"Why is it on a site called Quayle Station? Was Dan Quayle a Deep One?"
The shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, and whatnot are all available through the Quayle Station CafePress store. The Cthulhu Musical logo is currently available in black only, but honestly, black goes with everything. And it's very slimming. I can't adequately express how much more attractive this shirt design will make you (to me, anyway).
See what our satisfied customers have to say about their CoCTM fashions:
"Since I got my 'Call of Cthulhu - The Musical' t-shirt, I've really found myself engaged in conversations with strangers all the time! Some have even grabbed me by the shoulders and shouted 'IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!' right in my face! I had no idea there were so many cultists in my neighborhood! Please, god, help me!"
-R.C., Arkham MA
"[The t-shirt looks like ] a vision of Fuseli, and over all the rest reigned that riot of luminous amorphousness, that alien and undimensioned rainbow of cryptic poison from the well - seething, feeling, lapping, reaching, scintillating, straining, and malignly bubbling in its cosmic and unrecognisable chromaticism."
-H.P.L., Providence RI
"The great one is pleased. He who lies dead and dreaming beneath the waves in the city of R'lyeh would like one in size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL."
-A.A.H. Forbidden Ruins, Yemen